WEIRD NEWS
01/23/2015 10:21 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

You Can't Beat Up A Car Like Ryu Because 'Street Fighter' Is A Game, You Dingaling

You lose.

Meet Ryu. Ryu is a character in the video game Street Fighter 2. He is capable of launching himself into the air to crushing uppercuts, and can project his soul into some kind of energy ball that is harmful at a distance. He also crushes cars with his bare feet.

Meet Paul. Paul is fit, and he knows karate. But Paul is also a human being. He is flesh and bone. Given enough time, Paul can dismantle a small car, but he cannot instantly destroy a vehicle in the same manner as Ryu, because Ryu is fictitious and Paul is not.

Paul is not.

Paul is not.

Although to his credit, Paul's never let the mere confines of reality interfere with his dreams.

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