WOMEN
01/27/2015 09:39 am ET Updated Jan 27, 2015

This Is An Essay About A Fat Woman Being Loved And Getting Laid

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Let me give you some numbers that I’m supposed to guard with my life.

I’m 5-foot-3-inches and somewhere north of 300 pounds, though I couldn’t tell you exactly where. I’m a U.S. size 28/30, but getting dresses that fit off the rack is a pain in the ass because my hips are seventy inches around but my bra size is a 46B.

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