Not even legendary sports commentator Pat O'Brien could save this report.
With the Super Bowl coming up, Funny or Die's Bryan Safi decided to give his dream of being the first gay sportscaster another try with a report right from the game. Except, he didn't get tickets yet. And then he had this conversation with Mr. O'Brien:
"Where is the best place to commentate on the Super Bowl?"
"At the Super Bowl."
"Which is where?"
"No thank you."
Still, Safi gives it his best shot, distilling his dream of covering the Super Bowl in Arizona into a night at the Mini Mansions concert at The Troubadour in West Hollywood. Eh, same difference.