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03/19/2015 05:11 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

How To Stop Getting Annoying Birthday Notifications On Facebook

Nothing is worse than Facebook birthday notifications for randos you haven't talked to since high school. Thankfully, it's very easy to turn them off.

Step 1: Click the "globe" icon, then click "settings."

Step 2: Click the button that says "on" next to "birthdays" and change it to "off."

Step 3: Live the rest of your life as a friendless hermit.

(Source: Battlefield Earth, obviously)

You are welcome.

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