Each week HuffPost Women rounds up the most hilarious 140-character jokes from women on Twitter we could find to brighten your day. We've got to hand it you ladies, these keep us laughing every single week. For this week's great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.
What's the opposite of "Free Hugs"? Whatever it is, that's what I give.
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) April 16, 2015
Your time is precious and in limited supply.
Please waste some on me.
— The People's Goddess (@ShoutingGoddess) April 17, 2015
Pizza tracker, but for wine delivery. STAT.
— The Eh Factor (@AngelaEhh) April 17, 2015