05/14/2015 05:12 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

Poll Finds 34 Percent Of NBA Fans Are Morons


A new poll by Public Policy Polling, a polling company, finds that 34 percent of NBA fans are out of their minds.

The poll surveyed Americans about various sports-related topics, and one of the questions asked NBA fans in particular if they thought Michael Jordan could beat LeBron James in a game of one-on-one right now. Like, today. May 2015. Same year as the release of "Furious 7." Same month as the release of "Pitch Perfect 2." And amazingly -- or more accurately, ridiculously -- 34 percent said yes.

In fact despite his being 52 years old, 34 percent of NBA fans think Jordan could beat James one-on-one now -- as in the year 2015 -- to just 54 percent who think James would win despite being in the prime of his career.

To all 34 percent of you, just one question: Are you kidding me? This is LeBron James right now:

And this is Michael Jordan:


Again, this is LeBron James right now:

And this is Michael Jordan:

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LeBron James right now:

Michael Jordan right now:


All 34 percent of you can see yourselves out.