Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!
I've picked out names for all 7 of my future grandchildren so I already know I'll be a great mother-in-law.
— Rachel Noise (@Rachelnoise) May 15, 2015