Who the @#$% is that they're with?
There are few things more traumatizing than stalking around (let's be blunt here) your crush's Facebook page and suddenly seeing that they're "in a relationship." WTF -- it can't be. YOU should be the one who's in a relationship with them.
It's cool, though, their significant other probably won't last. They don't know your crush like you do. They probably don't even have a doll made out of your crush's hair. What is this, amateur hour?
There, there. BuzzFeed Yellow has a shoulder for you to cry on while you pick up the pieces.