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Donald Trump's S**t-Talking Game Is So Bad, It's Good

Donald Trump has plenty of haters, and according to him, they're all losers. If you think a man of Trump's stature wouldn't waste his time punching down at these loser haters, boy are you wrong.

Twitter has made it especially easy for Trump to lash out at his critics. But an exhaustive examination of his tweets reveals that when it comes to the real estate mogul-turned-presidential candidate's shit-talking skills, practice doesn't make perfect.

We're not sure if Trump just DGAF, or if this is deliberately part of his schtick, but honestly, it's so much better this way.

OH BURN!

Donald Trump loves to turn up the heat on the dopes.

And don't get him started on dummies.

HOT. FIRE.

Donald Trump will make fun of your business.

Bad food restaurants?!?! Can someone check on Graydon Carter?!

Donald Trump will criticize your job performance.

Donald Trump will insult the way you walk down stairs.

And your glasses.

And even your nipples.

OH SNAP.

He's sent so many journalists to the burn ward.

"Very dumb." He went there. Twice.

One time, he upped the ante.

"Very very dumb." Straight MAGMA.

You know who else shouldn't fuck with Trump? Sharks.

Suck it, sharks!

Donald Trump even goes after heavyweights.

He's never fazed, because he's got comebacks like this.

But he knows when to ease up.

JUST KIDDING! Surprise anti-Semitic ICE BURN!

And when Stewart showed him what a real insult looks like...

Trump totally got the last word.

GOT 'EM!

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