With age comes wisdom, which is why there’s nothing better than oh-so-true (and oh-so-funny) Twitter comments from people in the prime of their lives. In the spirit of celebrating moments that make you laugh like you mean it, we teamed up with Always® Discreet and found the funniest mid-lifers on the Internet. Read on for the wittiest tweets to get you through the week.
I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high. She looked surprised. #mondaymorning
— Carol E Wyer (@carolewyer) August 3, 2015
When I go out with my friends, my son calls it "Mom Meetings."
I've got an important meeting tonight 🍷🍷🍷
— Audrey (@CremesComeTrue) August 10, 2015
pro tip: invite your therapist to peruse the last 1,611 days of your timeline to save yourself from having to write it all out for her...
— Emmm A. Deee (@shelldash) August 12, 2015
A quick reminder. pic.twitter.com/9XyrvUmN8y
— Norm Kelly (@norm) August 12, 2015
[at my high school reunion]
Brad: I manage a mutual fund now.
Me: I've almost finished that term paper Mr. Yost assigned us in US History.
— Harry Ramble (@HarryRamble) August 10, 2015
PEOPLE, I'M SQUARE DANCING SO HARD RIGHT NOW—I LOST BLADDER CONTROL EARLIER BUT IT WAS WHEN I WAS ON THE BUS, THAT WAS UNRELATED
— Bob Scott C.P.A. (@BobScottCPA) August 8, 2015
Inside every extrovert is an embarrassed introvert wishing they’d shut up.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 13, 2015
Man is born free, but everywhere he is checking work-related email.
— Werner Twertzog (@WernerTwertzog) August 6, 2015
Since my divorce, I'm finding that I'm right more often these days.
— Ham on Wry (@realHamOnWry) August 15, 2015
Doctor: Well, well. It has been some time since I seen you in here.
Me: I’ve been very sick.
Doctor: *awkward silence*
— Tim (@qwertying) August 11, 2015
24 astronauts were born in Ohio.
What is about your state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
— DogGuyGary (@dogguygary) August 16, 2015
I meant to behave, but there were just too many options.
— Pamela Madsen (@pamelamadsen) August 3, 2015
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