11/03/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

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Despite a Herculean effort on Senator Biden's part, I'm sorry to announce that the end result of the vice presidential debate is the demise of the letter "G".

"I've got the greatest respect for its past service," said Ms. Palin, "but gol darn it, the pesky lil rascal was just gettin' in the way, bless it's heart. It's time for a change."