09/28/2010 12:55 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

Democrats to Employ Man Who Played Obama During 2008 Campaign

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) - With just a month remaining until the crucial midterm elections, worried Democrats have decided to reach out to the man who played Barack Obama during the 2008 campaign, Democratic Party officials confirmed today.

"We were sitting around thinking of who we could put out there on the campaign trail to get people energized again," said party chairman Tim Kaine. "And then I was like, what about that guy who played Obama in '08? He was amazing!" Story continues here.

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