During a preview for the upcoming season of Jersey Shore,, cast member Snooki said that she doesn't use tanning beds anymore since "Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning." She added, "McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning, because he's pale and he would probably want to be tan."
There are two things John McCain is never more than five feet away from. They are the shitter and the Twitter.
While simultaneously using the former and the latter, McCain responded, "u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama's tax/spend policy is quite The Situation. but I do rec wearing sunscreen!" (Underlined, italicized and emboldened for emphasis as well as pure, unconditional and unwavering hatred.)
To which Snooki replied, "Haha, Yes!!"
Well, lol, that's just adorable, lol. The media ended its coverage there, but the conversation continued. The following is the transcript of that Twitter conversation.
SenJohnMcCain: hey boo, headin to Jersey next week, need to R&R!! any good corner drugstores wit a mean cherry phosphate i should hit up?? peace <3
Sn00ki: sheeeit, idk, lol! we gotta new club called The Douche, lotsa hotties there!! U'd fit right in lol! ;)
SenJohnMcCain: aww yeaaaahh, shawties all night long snook-diesel! What kinda jams they bouncin there? any Glenn Miller Orchestra?? they are tha sheeeaaahht
Sn00ki: Yes!! they sound like they off the hook! the dj will play anything i want - lol, no comment!!! ;-D whatcha doin?
SenJohnMcCain: OH! Snooki nastaay! You know, billin and ballin on the senate flo. tryin to represent but theys a lotta legislatin hatin goin down!
Sn00ki: word! watchu got planned this summer? workin that beach body?! lol!
SenJohnMcCain: you know it! imma be greased up like the gulf! cindy lou knows where its at, baby girl ;-)
Sn00ki: LOL! You gonna stop by and see me in jersey or miami or will cindy be mad? :(
SenJohnMcCain: Aint nothin gonna keep me from sneakin Snooki nookie, lol, WHAT!! Cindy knows im all about the free market! cap & trade, baby, cap & trade ;)
Sn00ki: lol i got no idea what that means, ur too cute! lata johnny! xoxo
SenJohnMcCain: back atcha! ill hit u up. McPain out!