10/03/2008 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Sarah Palin's Next Job

However minimal Sarah Palin's qualifications for high office may be, she does have one proven Track record. And a Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig record.

I hereby nominate Sarah Palin for Official Hurricane Namer of the United States (or of the Universe, I am not sure of the jurisdictional issues). For interesting/tedious explanations of how hurricanes are currently named, click here, here, and here.