04/16/2012 11:13 pm ET Updated Jun 16, 2012

'Smash' Recap: 37 Eyerolls From Episode 11, 'The Movie Star,' In Chronological Order

Previously on "Smash": "Where's Marilyn?" "I'm trying to think like Marilyn!" [PUNCH!] "Am I in the right place?"

Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from episode 11, "The Movie Star," in chronological order.

1. Karen holding two obviously empty coffee cups.
2. Rebecca Duvall's movie: "The Disembodied."
3. "You can try the original one in Cobble Hill."
4. Derek's overcoat.
5. Julia's "Great!" face.
6. "Leo's school?"
7. "What's she doing back here?"
8. "What does this mean for me?"
9. Derek's Marilyn hallucinations.
10. Karen's jazzy "Our Day Will Come" cover.
11. Derek's post-hallucination face.
12. "What's going on with Leo?"
13. "Gwyneth Paltrow."
14. "I just wanted to make sure you got this latest email about Rebecca's issues."
15. "There's something else: she sent me out for gum while her assistants were reading Us Weekly."
16. "Was there something you needed from my desk?"
17. Uma Thurman's Marilyn Monroe voice.
18. "There's a private screening of my new movie, 'Casual Friday 2,' tonight at the Bryant Park hotel."
19. "I'm working, Colin!"
20. "I'm going to have to temporarily blind you."
21. "Doesn't your boyfriend tell you anything?"
22. "There's a special screening tonight of Rebecca's new movie. Think that might help you take your mind off things?"
23. "It's a sequel to 'Casual Friday.' You loved the first one."
24. "It's inspired! She's such a talent!"
25. "Buckle up!"
26. The "Casual Friday 2" poster.
27. "I have to suck up to that loser again."
28. "The "Casual Friday 2" footage.
29. Rebecca Duvall's "Casual Friday 2" wardrobe.
30. "I'm sleeping with the director; I basically block the whole show."
31. "Why do I even talk to you? You make me feel bad."
32. "I told you I finished my homework."
33. "In case you haven't noticed, this has kinda been a tough time for me."
34. "What's the point? So I can get into a good college and meet someone nice and get married and have a kid and have it all blow up in my face."
35. "If you run a bar in the city, you're going to get your hands dirty."
36. "I hate users."
37. "Now that's a movie star!"

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