04/23/2012 11:40 pm ET Updated Jun 23, 2012

'Smash' Recap: 38 Eyerolls From Episode 12, 'Publicity,' In Chronological Order

Previously on "Smash": "Our day will come." "The incomparable Rebecca Duvall." "This has kinda been a tough time for me!" "We hate her."

Presented without commentary, the most absurd, comical, self-serious and/or humorless moments from episode 12, "Publicity," in chronological order.

1. "I usually come in early anyway."
2. Ellis.
3. "I see it. In my head."
4. "I just heard something I think your boss needs to know."
5. "I like her."
6. Ellis typing.
7. "Cooper? They're fantastic. I love them!"
8. Rebecca's leather jacket.
9. "You're not an understudy ... you're a star."
10. Page Six headline: "Rebecca's Gal Pal?"
11. "You have lost control of the rehearsal room!"
12. "Boyfriends can be a problem on the way up."
13. Rebecca's "doing shots!" face.
14. "Then David Bowie showed up. He's totally nice."
15. Julia's "where the hell is my son?" face.
16. "Ah, so: he's got a record."
17. "I'm not going to lie to you: running away is about the most dangerous thing a kid could do in New York."
18. "This is what happens when a show starts to go down."
19. "We're both exhausted."
20. "So, the kale goes in with the coconut milk."
21. "I will not have my stage manager hijacked to make smoothies."
22. Ellis wheeling a fridge around.
23. "My parents called three times to find out if I was a lesbian."
24. "He's into wrestling now."
25. Julia's "my son's friend is hiding him under the bed" face.
26. "I have a peanut allergy."
27. "I love Bollywood."
28. "Not if you're one of the masses."
29. "Leo's missing."
30. "Julia's son."
31. "It's a little late to start dating the pool boy."
32. Karen's "I'm going to dream about a Bollywood dance number" face.
33. The entire performance of "One Thousand and One Nights."
34. "I'm FAMOUS!"
35. "Ellis, would you make another smoothie?"
36. "I felt like I was losing everything."
37. "I don't know what anything is anymore."
38. "I think Marilyn should sing that song."

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