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06/18/2014 04:53 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

My Nieces Are the Most Beautiful, Smart, Talented Young Ladies in the Whole World

2014-06-17-nieces.jpgI have two nieces. They are the most beautiful young women in the whole world. And they're smart and talented.

What's interesting about this: I'm being completely objective. It's all just true. They actually are the two most beautiful and smart and talented young women in the whole world. I'm not kidding myself, like most people do about their children, grandchildren, nieces, whatever.

I've heard them go on and on about their children, grandchildren, nieces, whatever. And I smile, and I nod, but I'm too polite to contradict them. Or say they're blinded by love, that they're a bit 'off' psychologically. I let them live in their silly dream worlds, thinking their kids, grandkids, nieces, whatever are the most special kids ever. They might be a bit special, but not the most special.

And you might think that I'm a bit 'off' thinking my nieces are the most beautiful, smartest young ladies in the whole world. But that's just you being delusional. It's what I've been saying all along.

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