Top Ten Two Word Reasons for Al and Tipper Gore Divorce

This is why they're splitting up, from Locked Box to Inconvenient Truths.
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Top Ten Two Word Reasons for Al and Tipper Gore Divorce:

1. Love Story

2. Oscar Curse

3. Naomi Wolf

4. Heavy Sighing

5. Heavy Sweating

6. Spousal Cooling

7. Locked Box

8. Inconvenient Truths

9. Profane Language

10. Empty Nesters

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