12 More Things Mitt Can Say to be Annoying At the Olympics (VIDEO)

Possibly Mitt will do better on his visit to Israel, where he can try to win friends by saying how honored he is to be in the land where Armageddon will be fought.
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Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney delivers a speech in a library of Warsaw's university on July 31, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JANEK SKARZYNSKI (Photo credit should read JANEK SKARZYNSKI/AFP/GettyImages)
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney delivers a speech in a library of Warsaw's university on July 31, 2012. AFP PHOTO / JANEK SKARZYNSKI (Photo credit should read JANEK SKARZYNSKI/AFP/GettyImages)

Who knew those Anglo-Saxons take a dim view of calling them unprepared?

So much for the Mormon Conquest.

Possibly Mitt will do better on his visit to Israel, where he can try to win friends by saying how honored he is to be in the land where Armageddon will be fought.

But yeah, if the 24-Hour Foot-in-Mouth is a new Olympic Event, Mitt is the odds-on favorite.

Emphasis on the odd.

And if he should run out of material, he should know by now that I've got his back.

It's almost as if I have a video with a Dozen ideas for him to keep his critics' ears steaming!

See more Doug's Dozen lists at www.dougsdozen.com.

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