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10/22/2012 10:01 pm ET Updated Dec 22, 2012

Doug's Dozen: 12 More Hard-Hitting Republican Baby Names

First we had the Palin kids and grandkids, Track and Trig and Tripp. Now we've got Tagg Romney, who wanted to "take a swing" at the president. (Look at those faces. Can that picture be right? Is it possible Tagg and "Josh" got switched at birth?)

Man, I bet a lot of conservatives are now christening their sons with these tough-sounding names...oh, hey, another good GOP baby name -- Tuff! And for a little variety here's

DOUG'S DOZEN: 12 MORE HARD-HITTING REPUBLICAN BABY NAMES

1. TROG

2. TWIST

3. THUD

4. THWACK

5. TROMP

6. THREAT

7. TREIF

8. TWEAKED

9. TAINT

10. TOOT

11. TURD

12. THUG

Special thanks to Susan La Chance Helgeson!
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