03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

The 12 Debates of Health Care (or, "What Lieberman Cost Us")

Joe Lieberman writes laws the way I sing - a crappella.

Like the sociopathic stalker of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", who sends his alleged true love abusively large numbers of fowl and hired "entertainers", while manipulating his target with the promise of a few gold rings, Lieberman insists upon the least helpful way possible to insure the uninsured.