07/03/2013 02:08 pm ET Updated Sep 02, 2013

Fertile, Plotting, Smirking Latinos Dethrone Whites as California Majority

It may be too late. You knew there was trouble brewing when salsa surpassed ketchup as America's favorite condiment.  When small children everywhere began barking Spanish at the unsupervised brown cartoon girl on TV who wandered around with various ne'er-do-wells and thieves it was unsettling.  But now... we shine the spotlight on fertile, plotting (smirking) Latinos who have made it so that in California whites are no longer the majority.

According to new numbers released by the U.S. Census Bureau, Latinos in the United States have crossed the 50 million mark.  This might be the tipping point.  This translates to 1 in 6 Americans being Latino.  Perhaps even more frightening is the fact that among U.S. children 1 in 4 are Latino.

That's right.  The fog surrounding the diabolical plan has lifted and there is no doubt, what Latinos -- a majority of Mexican decent -- have been plotting  since The Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo (February 2, 1848), a treaty whose terms were dictated by The United States and resulted in the loss of 55 percent of Mexico's pre-war territory.  Latinos have been staging a quiet plan hellbent on reconquest, but not the traditional bloody revolution that we're used to seeing throughout the world.

Latinos are engaged in a patient revolution through procreation - a dastardly, shameless and obviously very effective plan.

Non-Latinos -- if you could please stop reading here and leave the room, it'd be appreciated.  Thanks.

Now that they're gone... Wax your sinister handlebar mustaches, mi gente. Victory is ours.  Proceed and turn your rattling car stereos up to the max.  The final stage of Operation Reconquest begins today.  The timing is perfect.  So much attention is on bombing brown people across the world that we must strike now. Bring your rusty blades, chimichangas, and bands of small children

Your handsome and humble servant-
El Guapo

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