10/18/2012 01:02 pm ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

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Hello, cartoon people! People who love to laugh, and laugh, and laugh, until it's more like deep, gut-wrenching sobs! I apologize for the radio silence, but I gave birth -- to a baby -- three and a half weeks ago. Babies eat up your whole brain-banana, did you know? Anyhoo, please enjoy this Lulu Eightball, lovingly crafted for your eyeballs. Perhaps soon I will post the hilarious (actually) story of my labor! Do you like stories about placenta??