06/24/2014 11:39 am ET Updated Dec 06, 2017

'The Bachelorette' Season 10, Episode 6: Andi Dorfman Plays Juliet With Pigeons


Welcome back to the wonderful world of white wine tears, roses, grammatical incorrectness and two-month journeys toward engagement. That's right, "The Bachelorette," has returned -- this time with Andi Dorfman, the badass Assistant District Attorney who shut down Juan Pablo, at its helm. This season, we'll be recapping the highlights of each episode.

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Boys are on a boat.
Andi's on a gondola.
"It's so romantic!"

All deep-Vs, neon
Except Nick, who gets the date.
Poor, muscled Cody.

Art, pizza, pigeons.
"It's hard not to fall in love."
Romance is gross birds.

Andi-Nick real talk.
And everything is better!
Gondola kissing.

Don masquerade masks,
Constantly say "romantic."
Nick's a salty prince.

It's group date truth time!
Those pretty little liars...
Who passes the test?

Dylan is dirty,
Josh is sketch, Chris writes love notes.
There's a clear winner.

Andi trusts the dudes,
But Tiny Scarf Josh is pissed.
You have secrets, bro?

Farmer Chris charms A.
His notes earn a rose -- and ire.
"Whine, whine, whine" -JJ

Back at the hotel,
Nick-Cody shirtless spa time.
"You're fake." "No, you are."

Cody and Andi,
Not Romeo-Juliet.
But in Verona.

Cody to Andi:
"Wanna roll around with me?"
Andi: ::Distressed Look::

Cody's a class act.
Rejection really does "suck."
Farewell, Macklemore.

Nick has many sides:
"Arrogant," "a man," and more.
We say: Get it, guy.

"The Bach" PSA:
Please ban all writing.
No more poetry.

Dear Andi, We hope
Law school was harder than "Bach."
Signed, Every Woman.

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And The Final Rose Goes To...
SAFE: Nick and Chris already have roses. Dylan, Brian, Marcus ... and Josh.
ELIMINATED: JJ (bye bye, #Pantsapreneur!)

Next Week, In Brussels...
Scarves and zip-ups! Birds! Pre-hometowns! Marcus has never felt this way! Chris is falling in love! Kissing! More kissing! Against a wall kissing! Josh wants Andi to himself! Nick thinks no one is the right fit! Nick is doing something! Nick isn't real! Nick is a d-bag! Nick isn't there for the right reasons! Sad man faces! Sparkly dress! Tough decisions! Heartbreak!

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