Bill Maher
"We live in a country now where reporting reality gets attacked because it threatens the fantasy world created by the cult leader."
"Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande are like, 'You might want to slow down a little bit guys.'"
"Right now wouldn’t you rather control the border?” he asks.
She has "multiple personalities," he quips, and "one of them is quite a racist."
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"My kids use air quotes when they call me 'a lawyer.'"
“People call this presidency a ‘reality show.' It's more like a Scorsese movie."
"What is the point of going into this room every day?"
The comedian also suggested a "more realistic" Trump-themed plot line for the second season of "Roseanne."
"Obama should sue Trump for saying that he wiretapped him."
"Can you imagine if they found out that Obama was talking to Rachel Maddow every day?"