Funny Tweets

24 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

“No matter how much my wife likes her Christmas gifts from me she will like the gift our dog ‘bought her’ more.”
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33 Funny And Relatable Tweets About Airport Security

"Since they're scanning me anyway, sometimes I wish airport security would just tell me how my bone density is doing."
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Viral Tweet About 'German Shepherd Husbands' Gets Howlingly Funny Responses

“i dont have a golden retriever husband, i have a yorkie husband. he is small and barks and lashes out at everyone and everything because he is terrified all the time.”
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23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

“People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says ‘must be picked up, won’t walk’.”
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20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"My cats are pretty cute and cuddly but if we were all the same size they'd eat me for dinner"
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The Funniest Tweets From Women This Week

"You want me to cite my sources? Feminine intuition."
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‘What Was I Even F**king Doing’: Travis Kelce Responds To Frenzy Over Bizarre Old Tweets

The Kansas City Chiefs tight end hilariously posted about squirrels, Chipotle and the moon — with rampant misspellings.
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20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"Didn’t realise you could ruin a cat’s entire day by giving him the wrong brand of cat food."
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20 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"When my cat and I take a nap at the same time very close to each other that’s just parallel play 😌"
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23 Of The Funniest Tweets About Cats And Dogs This Week

"studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you’re saying, and they feel it in their little heart"
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