Humor

Don't lose hope. Your jokes will find an uncredited home soon too.
"Being tall makes you stand out in most groups. As with any kind of difference you have to learn to own it."
Feel free to leave your stuff wherever you want this summer. Half-finished smoothies in the family room? No problem. I got it. Socks in the hall. I'm on it. Dishes in the sink? Keep 'em coming.
Sure, safe and easy might feel nice. But new and exciting feels amazing. If you're meant to be, you'll be. Trust me.
It's giving air to the lungs that grew within you, and sight to the eyes that will never see you as anything but mommy.
After living in New York for five years, I recently moved to San Francisco. Neither city is clearly superior, but there are some distinct differences.
If you give a mom a cookie she'll probably want to take it into the closet to eat alone. In peace. When she's in the closet she'll notice the overflowing laundry basket and decide to throw a load in.While loading the washer she'll realize she needs to empty the dryer vent.
Senator Lindsay Graham was in a private meeting this week when playfully jokes about the type of people that would do well under his leadership if he were president.