James Franco
That's all you need to know. No, really.
If reality is even knowable, that is.
Gawker manufactured a story that accused someone of rape -- not to mention other intimate partner abuse -- apparently for clicks and giggles, then delivered it over four posts spaced more than a month apart. The author has since admitted that this was all baseless.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
We've quietly been collecting our evidence, and feel pretty confident in questioning the origins of the following "people."
This week in things you never ever wanted to see, we bring you nude paintings of Seth Rogen. Based on their stylistic tonality, art experts have determined that these renderings of raw nakedness can be attributed to artist, teacher, student, lover and general visionary James Franco.
Professional dominatrix Princess Donna discusses bondage, discipline, and the new James Franco documentary, "Kink."