Jessica Simpson
Welcome to 2018's most aggressively random feud.
The singer announced the exciting news with a balloon-filled Instagram post.
"Dating John Mayer, at this point, is just conceptually sort of a no-no."
The "Children of the Confederacy Creed" marker falsely claims that slavery was not an "underlying" cause of the Civil War.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Maybe we should just let kids be kids.
But convincing the Republican-led state legislature to go along is proving difficult.
Who cares what season it is?
It only took 14 years.
Moana, Maui and Heihei all made an appearance.