J.K. Rowling
Not even the Deathly Hallows could save these theories.
It's like the Harry Potter books without any of the characters, plot or magic.
Now we know where Harry's dad got that invisibility cloak.
Maybe -- just maybe -- it was once used for good.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
She says the "T." She totally says it.
Blame the French.
Even Slytherin is better than this.
They grow up so fast.
Happiness can be found even in the craziest of fan theories, if one only remembers to turn on the light -- or ask J.K. Rowling.