John Oliver
The only part of the show we know you watch has (maybe?) done some good in the world.
"No parent wants to talk to their kids about sex, and no kid wants to talk about sex with their parents."
Holy talent, Batman.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"The people of D.C. clearly deserve a greater voice in their own affairs."
FIFA won't want to lose "the thing most precious to them."
"If they're used correctly, even a short one can do the trick."
“When we dump food into a landfill, we’re essentially throwing a trash blanket over a flatulent food man and Dutch-ovening the entire planet."
"Most new stadiums nowadays look like they were designed by a coked-up Willy Wonka.”