Madonna
Welcome to the painted world of self-taught artist Hans Schärer.
"Why am I up here dancing and having fun, when people are crying over the loss of their loved ones?"
"I love you, Mom!" the singer told Madonna.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
The Madge-ical moment was captured for posterity.
The CNN anchor was predictably awkward -- but Madge loved it, and so did we.
It wasn't acting, but she did cross paths with celebrities like Diana Ross and Raquel Welch.
There was a banana involved.
One shade is just never enough.
Cringe-laugh is the appropriate hyphenation here.