Tina Fey
Sofia Vergara, Jack Nicholson and Robert De Niro, we're sorry.
Hint: he pals around with Amy Schumer.
These "Sisters" may very well win the opening day battle on Dec. 18.
Because of course.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Two words: Gym socks.
Good news or great news?
Sadly, "Parks & Rock" can never happen.
Because "getting in trouble with the Internet is not real."
Including Tina Fey and Amy Poehler's "huge ritual" and why Sam Bee is topless.
Good luck, "Star Wars." These "Sisters" are doing it for themselves.