Tweets
If you are feeling groggy and grumpy today, you are not alone.
Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) dismissed criticism after he tweeted out a photo from a video call with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy after specifically being asked not to share the image.
"Oh I get it, you think you’re better than me cuz your kid has both shoes on."
"What wine pairs well with Common Core math?"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"If I don’t tell my cat he is handsome every time I see him then he might forget"
"On one hand I want to live in the middle of nowhere, but on the other hand I need to buy a $7 iced oat milk latte every morning."
"I feel like people who know how to crack eggs with one hand have life all figured out."
"Hey nice attachment style, did your mom pick it out for you?"
"Seltzer is like if water took a Tony Robbins seminar."
"everyone always says i look tired in every photo and video and first of all, i am. second of all, that’s just my face."