STYLE & BEAUTY
06/08/2017 03:31 pm ET Updated Jun 08, 2017

10 James Comey Quotes That Would Look Great On A T-Shirt

Because we, too, have spoken to a lot of humans.

The opening statement and subsequent testimony from former FBI Director James Comey were doozies that included hip, fun phrases like “obstruction of justice,” “Lordy, I hope there are tapes,” and “hookers in Russia.”

Is the government in shambles? Who’s to say?!

At any rate, we watched Comey’s testimony and couldn’t help but think: “Dang, I want that culturally relevant phrase on a shirt.” So, we plucked out the freshest quotes from the whole situation and imagined what they’d look like on a t-shirt. Or slapped on a mug. Or rocked on a tote bag! The options are honestly endless.

Here’s some of what we’re lovin’ right now: 

  • 1. We've all been between jobs, haven't we?
    A quote from Comey's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-hearing-live-updates_us_593867eae4b0c5a35c9ba03
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    A quote from Comey's testimony.
  • 2. The graphic tee that FINALLY gets you.
    A quote from Comey's<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-hearing-live-updates_us_593867eae4b0c5a35c9ba03f
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A quote from Comey's testimony.
  • 3. For when you don't want no fuzz.
    A phrase from Comey's<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-hearing-live-updates_us_593867eae4b0c5a35c9ba03
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A phrase from Comey's testimony.
  • 4. PREACH.
    A quote from Comey's testimony.
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A quote from Comey's testimony.
  • 5. Can't forget man's best friend!!
    A phrase from Comey's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-testimony_us_59383bd8e4b00610547e9a95">opening
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
  • 6. Something appropriate for a jog around the prison yard...
    A phrase frequently mentioned in reference to what Comey's<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-hearing-li
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    A phrase frequently mentioned in reference to what Comey's testimony and/or opening statement entailed.
  • 7. Don't leave out the kids.
    A phrase&nbsp;from Comey's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-testimony_us_59383bd8e4b00610547e9a95">op
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
  • 8. Let the coffeehouse know what you're up to.
    A phrase from Comey's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-testimony_us_59383bd8e4b00610547e9a95">opening
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    A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
  • 9. Does anyone have Michael Flynn's address...?
    A phrase from Comey's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-testimony_us_59383bd8e4b00610547e9a95">opening
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A phrase from Comey's opening statement.
  • 10. Because journalists aren't the only ones hungry for a scoop.
    A phrase from Comey's <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/james-comey-hearing-live-updates_us_593867eae4b0c5a35c9ba0
    Spreadshirt/HuffPost
    A phrase from Comey's testimony.

None of this actually exists, but, man, we wish it did.

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