10 Things We Learned From NFL Week 5

10 Things We Learned From NFL Week 5
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  1. Brett Favre is an offensive player in more ways than one.

  • In addition to leading the Patriots on the field Tom Brady is now required to approve teammates' hairstyles in order for them to remain on the team.
  • Terrell Owens and Chad Ochocinco should just arrange for their paychecks to be deposited directly into the NFL's bank account so that they can tweet to their hearts' content.
  • Kroy Biermann and Ndamukong Suh are in no danger of winning the NFL's Fastest Man competition.
  • With the problems Beanie Wells and Tim Hightower are having Arizona should consider moving Levi Brown to the backfield.
  • Mark Colombo needs to figure out a way to celebrate touchdowns without falling down.
  • At this rate the 49ers will be the best 0-16 team in history.
  • At this rate the Bills will be the worst 0-16 team in history.
  • Chargers' punter Mike Scifres did not take his special teams mates out for dinner Sunday night.
  • If LaDainian Tomlinson were ever to create a workout video, Clinton Portis and Fred Taylor would be first in line to buy it.
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