CULTURE & ARTS
08/11/2015 08:41 am ET Updated Aug 12, 2015

20 People From Famous Paintings Who Literally. Can't. Even.

Seriously. They. Cannot. Even.
<span>Rembrandt, A Polish nobleman, 1637</span>
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Rembrandt, A Polish nobleman, 1637

"You're looking at me as if I can help but I seriously cannot even."

<span>Edouard Manet, The Spanish Singer, 1860</span>
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Edouard Manet, The Spanish Singer, 1860

"My shoes are made of paper and I can't. Even."

<span>Artemisia Gentileschi, Self-Portrait, 1615-1617&nbsp;</span>
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Artemisia Gentileschi, Self-Portrait, 1615-1617 

"Literally, look at me one more time because I cannot."

<span>Edgar Degas, La Absinthe, 1873</span>
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Edgar Degas, La Absinthe, 1873

"We're the only two people in this bar and you choose to sit directly next to me, I cannot even."

<span>Renoir, Jeune garcon sur la plage d`Yport, 1883</span>
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Renoir, Jeune garcon sur la plage d`Yport, 1883

Hand-on-hip is the international sign of can't even.

<span>Mary Cassatt, The Boating Party, 1893-94&nbsp;</span>
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Mary Cassatt, The Boating Party, 1893-94 

"This baby can't even so I cannot be expected to."

<span>Romaine Brooks, Una, Lady Troubridge, 1924&nbsp;</span>
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Romaine Brooks, Una, Lady Troubridge, 1924 

This lady, her monocle and her dachshunds cannot. Not today.

<span>Titian, Portrait of a Man, 1510&nbsp;</span>
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Titian, Portrait of a Man, 1510 

This sleeve is enormous and he cannot even with it.

<span>Pablo Picasso, Portrait of Gertrude Stein, 1906&nbsp;</span>
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Pablo Picasso, Portrait of Gertrude Stein, 1906 

Gertrude Stein can't even.

<span>Judith Leyster, Jolly Toper, 1629&nbsp;</span>
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Judith Leyster, Jolly Toper, 1629 

"I'm trying to pretend that I can but I can't even."

<span>Caravaggio, Saint Francis of Assisi in Ecstasy, 1595&nbsp;</span>
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Caravaggio, Saint Francis of Assisi in Ecstasy, 1595 

Shhhh, half-naked angel. St. Francis can't even.

<span>Albrecht Durer, Portrait of Oswolt Krel, 1499</span>
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Albrecht Durer, Portrait of Oswolt Krel, 1499

Someone named Oswolt Krel cannot even.

<span>Egon Schiele, Portrait of Edith Schiele, 1915</span>
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Egon Schiele, Portrait of Edith Schiele, 1915

Look into her eyes and feel how much she can't even right now.

<span>Vincent van Gogh, Self-Portrait, 1887</span>
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Vincent van Gogh, Self-Portrait, 1887

"Nothing about my expression should communicate that I can in any way, because I can't even."

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Lol. She can't.

<span>Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, The Medical Inspection, 1894</span>
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Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, The Medical Inspection, 1894

Whatever is happening here they cannot, and they shouldn't, even.

<span>Caravaggio, David with the head of Goliath, 1606-1607</span>
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Caravaggio, David with the head of Goliath, 1606-1607

He's done, guys. He can't even.

<span>Francisco Goya, Saturn Devouring His Son, 1819&nbsp;</span>
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Francisco Goya, Saturn Devouring His Son, 1819 

You asked. And he couldn't. And now he really cannot even.

<span>Edvard Munch, The Scream, 1893</span>
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Edvard Munch, The Scream, 1893

Oh please, he cannot.

<span>Gerhard von Kugelgen, Portrait of Caspar David Friedrich, 1810&acirc;€“20</span>
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Gerhard von Kugelgen, Portrait of Caspar David Friedrich, 1810–20

Never.

 

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