Husband: "These little shacks are so weird. They're just beds, so you can...just..."
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) March 7, 2017
Me: "They're love shacks!"
#TheBachelor
Has anyone made a really bad joke about Nick's infamous turtleneck being ribbed for her pleasure? #TheBachelor
— Andrea Lavinthal (@andilavs) March 7, 2017
No way she had an orgasm #TheBachelor
— Carly Waddell (@carlywaddell) March 7, 2017
Lord I hope Raven's ex is watching this. #TheBachelor
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) March 7, 2017
In my opinion, the female orgasm needs to be televised. If not, there is a chance most men will never actually get to see one #TheBachelor
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) March 7, 2017
YAS! Now Raven is ready for moregasms!!!!!!! #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/zGtDCqESGe
— Olivia Caridi (@OliviaCaridi) March 7, 2017
Raven's post Fantasy Suite montage. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/mtL8jFCC7b
— Anon Bachelor Fan (@AnonBachelorFan) March 7, 2017
Rachel wore a red hat with a pom pom, so I wore a red hat with a pom pom. #TheBachelor
— Jill Biden (@JillBidenVeep) March 7, 2017
Nick: I might be white but I'm still a minority
— Madison Coffee ♡ (@madison_coffee) March 7, 2017
Me:#TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/ucFYRlyVzX
Nick might need to check his privilege and never talk like that again. #TheBachelor
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) March 7, 2017
What does Nick have against comfort zones? #TheBachelor
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) March 7, 2017
Expert info: it takes approximately 6 seconds for shrinkage to take effect
— Evan Bass (@ebassclinics) March 7, 2017
Raven got to play darts. Rachel got to ride in a sleigh. Vanessa gets a cold bath. Ah, love #TheBachelor
— AJ Swenson (@annj_swenson) March 7, 2017
Vanessa, for our date I'm going to give you pneumonia #TheBachelor
— Maryanne Trexler (@Maryanne_Trex) March 7, 2017
"Your family is so traditional"
— Bachelor Chirps (@BachelorChirps) March 7, 2017
"In what way"
"They're just so traditional. They have traditions" #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/b8O1zMT92n
Nick: I'm proud to be an american
— Dana Weiss (@Possessionista) March 7, 2017
Me: I'll move to Canada.#TheBachelor
i love Vanessa for wanting to keep having lunch with her fam on Sundays instead of moving to LA to sell Sugarbear Hair on Insta #TheBachelor
— isabella biedenharn (@isabella324) March 7, 2017
Who's Chris Harrison #prayforchris #TheBachelor
— Emily Warman (@thewarmanstory) March 7, 2017
The next Bachelor should be all Nick's sweaters
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) March 7, 2017
Nick, every week. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/UnSY339YZy
— Sandra Di (@Sandra_Di_) March 7, 2017
Rose ceremony is def after the election. Now Nick is a sad American 😢 #TheBachelor
— Ashley Spivey (@AshleySpivey) March 7, 2017
Wow, this #Charmed reboot looks amazing. #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/0rgzAcv9Qj
— Samantha Highfill (@samhighfill) March 7, 2017
Let's be real. Nick couldn't go through life making awkward "I'm white & you're black" jokes so really this is for the best. #TheBachelor
— JoJo (@bacheloretteFTW) March 7, 2017
Rachel even looks gorgeous when she cries. What is this sorcery!? #TheBachelor
— Caa DiWilliams (@TheBachBetch_) March 7, 2017
Sometimes I think they use a cast of random women in the back just to mess with us. #WomenTellAll
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 7, 2017
"Plethora Of Issues" would be a great memoir title. #TheBachelor
— Jennifer Mendelsohn (@CleverTitleTK) March 7, 2017
Great moments in picture-in-picture side-eye. #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll pic.twitter.com/XVI795KY4B
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) March 7, 2017
The BIP audition begins. #WomenTellAll
— CatherineGiudiciLowe (@clmgiudici) March 7, 2017
The face of a woman who has a platinum vagine and is not here for your nap shaming #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/szugK7UGYP
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) March 7, 2017
the best part of women tell all is seeing what everyone did with their hair
— DWB (@dwbronner) March 7, 2017
Corrine's ringlets rn #WomenTellAll #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/os5eHeGoLu
— Melanie (@MissusMelnee) March 7, 2017
I sincerely hope no one is playing a drinking game involving the word "nap." #WomenTellAll
— Princess Problems (@PrincessProbz) March 7, 2017
"I'm sorry, I was f***ing tired" is the story of my life in six words. #TheBachelor #WomenTellAll
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) March 7, 2017
Jasmine is just nodding along, praying they don't replay her choking scene.#WomenTellAll #TheBachelor
— Most Dramatic Season (@mostdramapod) March 7, 2017
I must have taken a nap during #WomenTellAll someone should have woken me up for all the drama #TheBachelor
— Kristina Schulman (@kristinaschulma) March 7, 2017
Raise your hand if you're personally offended by Jasmine G saying only babies take naps ✋🏼#TheBachelor
— Kelly (@kelly_bam) March 7, 2017
I wanna say it's obvious that Nick chooses Vanessa, but I also thought Hillary & the Falcons would win so who fucking knows #TheBachelor
— Katie O (@KayTeeeOh) March 7, 2017
Honestly will Nick's poor mom EVER be free of this show? #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/gy2XRuMuJn
— Kristen Baldwin (@KristenGBaldwin) March 7, 2017
Women tell all....best place to practice how well you can talk over and louder others trying to have their final "moment" #TheBachelor
— Benjamin Higgins (@benhiggi) March 7, 2017
Why Josephine look like Sarah from Hocus Pocus? #TheBachelor pic.twitter.com/BaBRqMItX3
— Dani Isaac (@dani_isaac) March 7, 2017
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