01/20/2015 01:36 pm ET

Photo Of 50 Cent's Abs Features Confusingly Detached Hands

There's something a little fishy going on here.

The biggest takeaway from Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson's Instagram photo, shared Jan. 20, is not how hard he's been putting it away at the gym -- hasn't the rapper always been super ripped? -- but rather the random hands that clasp his rippling torso. What are they doing to Fiddy? WHY? WHERE? WHO? So many questions; so few answers.