The world is full of realists and romantics. Romantics get one day a year to indulge their sentimental sides with candy hearts, long-stemmed roses, giant teddy bears and other cheesy gifts.
Unfortunately, thereโs no Realist Appreciation Day, but anti-Valentineโs Day gifts come pretty darn close to the spirit. Thatโs why weโve rounded up some painfully-accurate, too-real gifts to give the folks in your life who really donโt want to be caught in Cupidโs line of fire.
Below are 33 anti-Valentineโs Day gifts perfect for people who despise Valentineโs Day:
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"Happy Capitalistic Couple's Day" card
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Mediocre Valentines
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Carbs shirt
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Nope stamped ring
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Anti-Valentine's Day Conversation Hearts banner
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Anatomical Human Heart pin
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"These Taste Terrible" Anti V-Day card
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"Only Cats" temporary tattoo
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Conversation Hearts t-shirt
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"Nope" candy heart coffee mug
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Happy "Manipulating People To Spend Money To Prove Love With Shallow Romantic Gesture" Day card
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Anti-Valentine's Day cookies
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"Vodka Is My Valentine" card
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"Drop Dead" phone case
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"Not Today, Satan" instant download wall art
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"Nah, I'm Good" Anti-Valentine's Day soap
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"V Is For Vodka" t-shirt
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"Fuck Valentines" banner
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"Love Bites" sweatshirt
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Anti-Valentine's Day candy hearts mug
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"Love Blah Blah Blah Drink" tank
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22
"So Did Satan" coffee mug
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"Anti V-Day" temporary tattoo
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Anti-Valentine's Day stickers
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25
"If You See Cupid" card
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Anatomical human heart necklace
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"Valentines Schmalentines" button pin
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28
"Nope" name plate
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Anti-Valentine's Day candy heart necklace
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"I Love That We Hate The Same Things" card
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31
"In Case Your Valentine Is Crappy" gag gift
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"No Bae, No Problem" party headband
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"Meh" embroidered heart clip
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