As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa's tragic downward spiral continues.

As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa's tragic downward spiral continues.
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As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa's tragic downward spiral continues. In the latest incident according to nbc4i.com, Santa was arrested and charged with multiple drug offenses.

C'mon, Santa! Really?! First you are fat shaming kids, then allegedly lying about dead kids, and now this? Not cool. Children look up to this man. Is this the type of example we want to set for our kids? Selling drugs out of a U-Haul? What's next? He kidnaps the Tooth Fairy? This is getting a little out of hand. I feel I can't trust him any more. How can we be sure that all that mistletoe we've kissed under weren't laced with Molly? Or that the candy canes aren't ones he picked up in Colorado just to trick us into feeling the "Christmas spirit"? Each day his shenanigans get worse and worse. He better get his shit together quick. He only has a few days until Christmas.

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