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05/10/2017 10:20 am ET

Aziz Ansari Yelling Yelp Reviews Gets 5 Stars Every Time

"I've never been more certain of anything in my life."

Chicken parm has never been so intense.

Aziz Ansari dropped by “The Tonight Show” on Tuesday, and he and host Jimmy Fallon decided to give real Yelp reviews dramatic readings.

Things went from 0 to 100 real quick.

Fallon read the poor reviews from customers, which included everything from people griping about their chicken parm to complaining about their dentist. 

Then Ansari read the owners’ responses. Those went something like this:

Dang. One second you’re ordering Italian food, and the next it turns into someone yelling at you like you ordered the Code Red in “A Few Good Men.” 

Prepare yourselves, everyone. This is what really happens to your bad Yelp reviews.

”The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon” airs weeknights at 11:35 p.m. ET on NBC.

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