In The Interest Of Transparency, Bill Maher Would Like Donald Trump's 'Dick Certificate'

Welcome to the end times.

Now that Donald Trump has become the first presidential candidate to vigorously defend the size of his penis on live national television, Bill Maher is demanding documentation.

During Thursday night’s debate, as American civility entered a fresh circle of hell, Trump came to the defense of his suspiciously tiny hands after a jab from Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.).

“He referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small,”’ Trump said. “I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”

But even Trump might wonder what good a guarantee is without evidence. After all, President Barack Obama had to produce his long-form birth certificate just to prove he was born in America. And even then, it wasn’t proof enough for Trump.

"Come on, Don," Maher egged on during "Real Time" Friday night. "You’re the guy who made Obama show his birth certificate. We need proof. Show us the Dick Certificate. Let’s see it.”

Editor's note: Donald Trump is a serial liar, rampant xenophobe, racist, misogynist, birther and bully who has repeatedly pledged to ban all Muslims -- 1.6 billion members of an entire religion -- from entering the U.S.

Popular in the Community

Close

What's Hot