Now that Donald Trump has become the first presidential candidate to vigorously defend the size of his penis on live national television, Bill Maher is demanding documentation.
“He referred to my hands, ‘if they’re small, something else must be small,”’ Trump said. “I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
But even Trump might wonder what good a guarantee is without evidence. After all, President Barack Obama had to produce his long-form birth certificate just to prove he was born in America. And even then, it wasn’t proof enough for Trump.
"Come on, Don," Maher egged on during "Real Time" Friday night. "You’re the guy who made Obama show his birth certificate. We need proof. Show us the Dick Certificate. Let’s see it.”