This Cat Doesn't Give a Flip About Your Stupid Pet Door

Silly humans.

It's this cat's world, and we're all just living in it.

You think this cat CARES that you want it to enter through the dog door?

Hell no.

This cat will use the regular door the way any civilized animal should, simply BECAUSE. HE. CAN.

Silly humans. How easy it is to fall into a belief of perceived superiority as a result of "science" and "evolution." Opposable thumbs mean nothing to this cat. He only humors us for sport.

This cat is better than you. This cat is better than all of us. So don't tell this cat, or any cat, what to do. Ever.

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Ever get the feeling your cat is plotting your demise behind your back?
"Whatever would give you that idea...?"
[continues rubbing paws together, cold and calculating]
Heheheheheheheheheheh...
Sometimes it's tough to tell which of your cats is evil. Sometimes not.
But don't always assume it's the mean-looking ones.
"I'm completely harmless... hehehe, HEHEHE, HAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
You look do tired, though. You should rest.
"Don't worry, I'll stand guard while you sleep," says your cat.
But the cat will spend most of that time watching you.
"Yes, that's it... SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP..."
"You won't be needing this alarm clock... ever again."
Then they'll bide their time, and wait for the perfect moment to...
STRIKE!! ... This balloon is your soft penetrable human skull!
"Practice makes... PURRRFECT! MWAHAHAHAHA!"

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