Chuck Norris Runs First Ad For President Of Texas

As you may have heard, the man who has survived the Octagon, who lead the Delta Force, who was Missing In Action not once, not twice, but thrice has thrown his hat into contention to be the next President... of Texas. Not from Texas. Of Texas.

Now you may be thinking, I didn't think Texas had a president. And you'd be right. But, that's nothing to stop a forward thinking former action star. Chuck followed up a paranoid conversation on Glenn Beck's radio show with a even more paranoid post on World Net Daily about Texas seceding from the union and the beginning of a "Second American Revolution".

He even mentioned that should that happen, that he may run for "President of Texas".

Well, I'm happy to report that the Lone Wolf has heard the call and is reporting for duty! Chuck has released his first campaign ad announcing his candidacy for President of Texas. Take a look.

Alright, to be fair to Chuck, and since he could easily kick my ass I'm going to be, he did say that the "President of Texas" line with Glenn Beck was just a tongue in cheek joke. Fine. You were just kidding. I'll accept that.

But, what's disturbing, as his World Net post shows, is that he clearly isn't kidding about Texas seceding from the United States.

See, Chuck is throwing a Glenn Beck suggested viewing party for an upcoming Beck special called We Surround Them. To promote the show, Beck is using this completely "not crazy" graphic

About the viewing parties, Chuck said:

Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.

Hold on. Did he just say cell groups? Cell groups!?! Maybe Chuck's taking Congressman Pete Sessions's suggestion that Republicans should use a Taliban-like insurgency a little too seriously.

Wait a second. Now that I think about it, Pete Sessions is from... Texas! Holy crap! It's going down! Texas is seceding! And they're being led by Walker Texas Ranger!