01/10/2018 05:58 pm ET Updated Jan 11, 2018

Don Jr., It’s a Beautiful Day For A Walk Around Your Neighborhood

You never know what you might find.
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How are you on this beautiful Wednesday? I noticed you haven’t owned the libs as much as you usually do. Perhaps it’s just been a busy day.

Has it been a busy day? You must be stressed. Why not go for a stroll around your neighborhood?

I suggest starting at 60th Street and 1st Avenue. There’s a beautiful—

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Oh no.

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No no no. That’s not supposed to be there at all.

But that’s OK. Let’s just head a couple blocks up to 62nd Street. The unseasonably warm weather feels great, just like papa wanted.

But wait, in the distance. That advertisement. Is that...

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Oh my.

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Some beautiful neighborhood art, apparently made just for you by ... Banksy? MS-13? Ivanka?

We do not know, and truthfully, we do not care. All that matters is that it is there, waiting for you. Like a dear old friend. You’ll love it.