DIVORCE
02/08/2017 06:56 pm ET Updated Feb 14, 2017

15 Cards For People Who Don't Give A Damn About Valentine's Day

"Cupid rhymes with stupid."

Valentine’s Day is for lovers ― but who says singles can’t have a little fun with it, too? 

Below, 15 anti-valentines to send to your favorite love hater come February 14.

  • 1 For The Pizza Fiend
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  • 2 For The Cynical Chocolate Lover
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  • 3 For The Meme Queen
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  • 4 For The Foul-Mouthed Friend
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  • 5 For The Busy Bee
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  • 6 For The Excuse Maker
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  • 7 For The Tequila Enthusiast
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  • 8 For The Cat Lady
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    Etsy
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  • 9 For The Statistician
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  • 10 For The Not-So-Sweet Sweetheart
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  • 11 For The Cupid Hater
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    Etsy
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  • 12 For The Independent Lady
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/502779563/independent-valentines-day-card-anti?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_sea
    Etsy
    Buy it here
  • 13 For The Friend With Survival Skills
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/263837877/anti-valentine-card-printable-valentine?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga_
    Etsy
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  • 14 For The Non-Sucker For Love
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/491688748/sometimes-love-sucks-anti-valentines-day?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga
    Etsy
    Buy it here
  • 15 For The Wine Aficionado
    Buy it <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/486134828/funny-valentine-card-galentines-day-card?ga_order=most_relevant&amp;ga
    Etsy
    Buy it here

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