Some things are better off single. For instance, look at those Kraft singles of cheese. If two were in a wrapper together, they’d get stuck together. That’d be a gosh darn tragedy. And that’s why couples in relationships get too cheesy.
So if you’re single, don’t worry about it. Just tell yourself you’re a “single piece of cheese.”
(Tell yourself that. Don’t put that on your Tinder profile. Also, don’t say it out loud. Just, like, say it in your head.)