He's been called "ridiculously un-photogenic," "frumpy" and even "the most apathetic looking athlete in the history of sports," but no matter what you call Jay Cutler, you have to admit the Bears star is pretty much set for life now.
The Bears announced Monday they'd signed their frequently sour-faced star quarterback and his unbearable lightness of being to a seven-year contract that's rumored to be worth an average $18 million for each of its first three years.
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Considering Bears fans have another seven years of this sort of thing ahead of them..
We thought it was time to survey some of No. 6's most notable expressions caught on camera. All they're missing? A cigarette, natch.
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Watching from the sideline against the Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field on November 4, 2013 in Green Bay, Wisconsin. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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Leaving the field after losing to the Detroit Lions 40-32 at Ford Field on September 29, 2013 in Detroit, Michigan. (Photo by Gregory Shamus/Getty Images)
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Looking on from the bench as the Denver Broncos defeated the Bears 13-10 in overtime at Sports Authority Field at Mile High on December 11, 2011 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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Walking on the sidelines as his teammates take on the Oakland Raiders during a preseason game at Soldier Field on August 21, 2010 in Chicago. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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Talking to teammates during a minicamp practice at Halas Hall on June 12, 2012 in Lake Forest. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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Quarterback Josh McCown #12 of the Chicago Bears gets set to replace Cutler during the fourth quarter against the Philadelphia Eagles in a game at Lincoln Financial Field on December 22, 2013 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Rich Schultz /Getty Images)
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Talking with Earl Bennett #80 on the sidelines during a game against the Detroit Lions at Soldier Field on November 13, 2011 in Chicago. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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Wiping his face during NFL football training camp Monday, Aug. 1, 2011, at Olivet Nazarene University in Bourbonnais, Ill. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)
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Waiting for instant replay decision against the Atlanta Falcons at Soldier Field on September 11, 2011 in Chicago. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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Watching from the sidelines during a preseason game against the Washington Redskins at Soldier Field on August 18, 2012 in Chicago. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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Arriving at the premiere of Summit Entertainment's 'Source Code' at ArcLight Cinemas on March 28, 2011 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Charley Gallay/Getty Images)
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Throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field before the Chicago Cubs take on the Arizona Diamondbacks on July 14, 2012. (Photo by Tasos Katopodis /Getty Images)
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Standing on the field after the Bears' NFL football practice in Lake Forest, Ill., Tuesday, May 21, 2013. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
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Smiling as he walks on the field during NFL football training camp Monday, Aug. 1, 2011, at Olivet Nazarene University in Bourbonnais, Ill. (AP Photo/Nam Y. Huh)
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Making a face on the sidelines as his teammates take on the Oakland Raiders during a preseason game at Soldier Field on August 21, 2010 in Chicago. (Photo by Jonathan Daniel/Getty Images)
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