Whether it’s in regards to a detrimental health care bill, investigating ties to Russia, Trump’s dangerous legislation and tweet storms, or Tucker Carlson being the worst thing I’ve ever seen on TV (and I’m a Minnesota sports fan), there’s one question that constantly come to mind: where are the respectable GOP officials at? Surely some still care about the future of our country. At a minimum, surely some want to stay alive long enough to see the next season of Big Little Lies, right?
Wrong! So wrong!
With reps made of Jell-O like Marco “it is what it is” Rubio (R-FL), our chances of justice aren’t looking likely.
Seriously though, can we be done with this political dance bullshit? Logging onto Twitter is like exercising these days.
I want to go back to a time when taking care of my tamagotchi was the most stressful thing in my life. But in order to do that, it looks like our governing officials may need a little help — a little help growing a proper spine, specifically. So, for convenience, I compiled a list of the best spine surgeons in each state.
Feel free to call and schedule an appointment for your rep!
Spine Surgeons for People Who Can’t Stand up to Our President
District of Columbia
There aren’t enough spine surgeons in DC.
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