Just a Comprehensive List of Spine Surgeons by State for GOP Reps

Whether it’s in regards to a detrimental health care bill, investigating ties to Russia, Trump’s dangerous legislation and tweet storms, or Tucker Carlson being the worst thing I’ve ever seen on TV (and I’m a Minnesota sports fan), there’s one question that constantly come to mind: where are the respectable GOP officials at? Surely some still care about the future of our country. At a minimum, surely some want to stay alive long enough to see the next season of Big Little Lies, right?

Wrong! So wrong!

With reps made of Jell-O like Marco “it is what it is” Rubio (R-FL), our chances of justice aren’t looking likely.

Seriously though, can we be done with this political dance bullshit? Logging onto Twitter is like exercising these days.

I want to go back to a time when taking care of my tamagotchi was the most stressful thing in my life. But in order to do that, it looks like our governing officials may need a little help — a little help growing a proper spine, specifically. So, for convenience, I compiled a list of the best spine surgeons in each state.

Feel free to call and schedule an appointment for your rep!

Spine Surgeons for People Who Can’t Stand up to Our President

Alabama

Alaska

Arizona

Arkansas

California

Colorado

Connecticut

Delaware

District of Columbia

There aren’t enough spine surgeons in DC.

Florida

Georgia

Hawaii

Idaho

Illinois

Indiana

Iowa

Kansas

Kentucky

Louisiana

Maine

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Maryland

Massachusetts

Michigan

Minnesota

Mississippi

Missouri

Montana

Nebraska

Nevada

New Hampshire

New Jersey

New Mexico

New York

North Carolina

North Dakota

Ohio

Oklahoma

Oregon

Pennsylvania

Rhode Island

South Carolina

South Dakota

Tennessee

Texas

Utah

Vermont

Virginia

Washington

West Virginia

Wisconsin

Wyoming

Now, call & set up those appointments!

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